Lol you gays ask great questions <3

Alright Billy boy, we got lots of questi-
Billy: _{I know, and this is kind of a waste of my time so can we hurry this up.}
. . . Fine then . . . ass.

~Id-Boomer's Jimmy asks:
"Billy, who was the first to ass rape you?"
Billy: _{You sunuvabit-}
Just answer it.
Billy: _{. . . Jim- you know what, fuck you, I'm straight ok?!}
"Have you ever slept with Franky or Evita?"
Billy: _{I would never sleep with Franky he's like a Dad almost . . . a really terrible dad. But about Evita . . . well let's just say we've gotten pretty fuckin close' >:} . . .}
"Would you ever settle down?"
Billy: _{-grimaces- fuck no, why do you even give a shit . . .}
"Who is your ideal lover"
Billy: _{. . . anyone is really alright.}
Stop lying you faggot.
Billy: _{You want me to say Jimmy, don't you.}
Out with it.
Billy: _{I like . . . people who are confident and think they can handle me.}
AKA JIMM-
Billy: _{shut up.}

~Id-Boomer's Uriel asks Franky:
"Why the fuck did you hurt me so bad"
Franky: _{-shrugs- I told you, Billy gives the orders. It was strictly business . . .}
"How do you feel about strip teases?"
Franky: _{Is this really a question . . . or an offer~}
Well aren't you a charmer.
Franky: _{I like to think so~}

~Id-Boomer's Leon asks Cross:
"Why do you constantly break into my appartment? I've changed the locks so many times and I told you to stop it."
Cross: _{'Cause everytime you say stop it really means go ahead, cause everytime in bed yo-}
Woah-ho, slow down there.
Cross: _{. . . what?}
Not everyone needs to know your freaky business.

~Id-Boomer's Fanta states:
"D'metri I will crush you."
D'metri: _{Ah vill ran you ovar vith mah car. Zen ve'll see 'ow you'll crash me.}
Excuse him . . . he's russian. (His U's sound like A's)

~Id-Boomer asks Billy:
"Are you available tonight?"
Billy: _{Y'know I'm always available to you~}
. . . That's kinda gross she's my best friend.
Cross: _{I always thought she was a boy?}
Where'd you come fro- pffffffffffffffffffft. -laughs-

~Tuskasasgirl4ever asks:
"How big is your dick"
Franky: _{well aren't you shy haha, It's a grand eight inches, ladies~}
"How many girl's have you fucked?"
Franky: _{Uh . . . shit, I'm afraid to say I've gotten drunk too many times to keep count, but it's probably in the hundreds.}
"Have any cried afterwards?"
Franky: _{. . . well this one chick called me up crying about how she was pregnant. But I set her straight. . .}
"Do you enjoy beating people up?"
Franky: _{-shrug- It's not just beating, I mean I like to get creative with it. Take for instance this one guy, first I blew out his knees an-}
You're a god damn psycho.
Franky: _{Thanks, I try~}
"Have you killed someone?"
Franky: _{Yes, the real question should be 'How many?' -grins-}
"Have you raped someone?"
Franky: _{I mean . . . they always seem to enjoy it, so can you call it rape?}
That's sick . . .
Franky: _{you made me. :l}
. . . fuck.
"Do you like anyone?"
Franky: _{I'm not the type to really 'like' people, I fuck who I fuck . . . that's really it.}
"Are you single?"
Franky: _{I am . . . and I'm not, but I could always make time for you~}
Enough of you, casanova.

~FayeSiiHikura asks Billy:
"What is your favorite position and where do you like to get it on?"
Billy: _{. . . cramped and close on the couch. It's where we do it the mos- nevermind.}
Billy and Jimmy sittin' in a tre-
Billy: NEXT QUESTION.
"Would you eat whip cream with chocolate off of someone? who?"
Billy: _{I'm not really into bringing food to the bedroom, I mean it gets sticky enough . . .}

~crayonninja asks Billy:
"Hey Billy can I get your number?"
Billy: _{Yeah sure 757-332-3}
WOAH HEY THAT'S MY NUMBER CUT IT OUT
Billy: _{. . . >:}}

=Ourii asks Billy:
"When are you and Jimmy getting married?"
Billy: _{When he lets me top him.}
Oh, so that's like . . . never
Billy: _exactly.

=Ourii also provided Franky with a Dick in the box:
Franky: _{. . . I. . . I really don't want this.}
Why not?
Franky: _{Oh gee I dunno, maybe cause I'm straight?}
But Uriel's a guy?
Franky: _{. . . for now, I know some people in Marocco.}

~Idii asks Billy:
"When are you gunna land the big one (Jimmy)? And could you share?"
Billy: _{technically I've already landed. But I practically share him with the whole world.}
Aw, that must suck to share.
Billy: _{actually, it's kinda nice . . . no one can satisfy that man's libido.}
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
"What was your first job?"
Billy: _{I worked odd small jobs when I first got to America, but my first long time job was as a bus boy for some french place.}
"What is your favorite body mod on a partner?"
Billy: _{uh. . . I'm kinda a sucker for tattoos. They just really tend to leave impressions on me. . . if you make a joke about Jimmy, I will fucking kill you.}
. . . -innocent face-

=mesapoo asks Billy:
"What's your favorite tickle spot? and can I touch you there?!"
Billy: _{I'm not ticklish.}
He's such a liar, he's ticklish around his thighs and behind his neck.
Billy: _{Could you let me keep some secrets, god damn.}
I hope Jimmy reads this.
Billy: _{Well I hope you sod off and die.}

*chibi-monster asks Franky:
"Why are you such a mean fuck?"
Franky: _{-shrug- comes natural in my business.}
He owns a tattoo shop, and god dang you shrug alot.
Franky: _{. . . -shrug-}
"Do you really like Uriel?"
Franky: _{To be honest, no. Don't take it the wrong way but I'm not the type to form attachments.}
"What made you such a douche?"
Franky: _{. . . y'know I'm trying to be nice.}
"ALSO, I'M GUNNA BEAT YOU UP ONE DAY WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT!"
Franky: _{-cracks knuckles-}

*chibi-monster asks Billy:
"What kind of shampoo do you use?"
Billy: _{whatever we have at the time, probably cheap ass shit from the 99 cent store.}
"What are one of your kinks?"
Billy: _{I hate pets.}
He also is severly turned on by guns. And has songs with his name in it.
Billy: _{Well, why don't you just go ahead and tell them everything. IT'S CALLED PRIVACY.}

. . . I'm a faggot = w =.